d-runk. work stylez.

I started to notice today that my spelling is off. Also, it's incredibly fun to play with bolding and CAPS and spell thingz with a z. This points to the fact that I'm pretty sure I'm still drunk from last night and have to be at work and that must be what you do when you are, as I am, d-runk at workz........

Other signs that you are under the influence at work:

• Did the lights get brighter, or did I always need my shades inside
• That typing noise is really fucking loud
• People are backing away slowly when they talk to you. Probably smell like a barroom floor.
• Writing an email to colleagues with one liners, like "Shut up!"
• Listening to club music and swearing the lights are flickering to the beat
• Suddenly the grimy carpet looks inviting for a nap
• Wondering if the vegetable juice down in the cafeteria might mimic the effects of a Caesar
• Trailing off mid-sentence because you have no idea what you just said or who you said it to, where are you again?

Time to go home. Or time for post-work drinks. If you can't fight it, join it!