under my rug

You left your boxer briefs at my place. We looked in vain for a half hour and after you'd left I found them under my rug. Now, I'm going to put them in a clear plastic bag, hoping your roomates will find them, in your mailbox, with one of the following notes displayed:

Dearest,
I found these next to the sink in the kitchen. Looks like you got into some hanky panky while your father and I were out of town.
xoxo
Mom

Hi Hot Stuff,
Thanks for last nite.
xxx
Pablo

Peter Pan,
You left these when you made your way hastily out of never never land after our rowdy night.
Yours,
Roofeo

Hi,
You still owe me $40. I don't give extras for free. My pimp knows where you live.
Yolanda

I just think it's funny. Tee hee.