why fun things are so much better

unfourtunatley, in real life you have to do shit you hate to do. these things are infinitley more 'fun' (if you can even use that word) when you're fucked up, but this is not always possible.

i did a lot of things i hate to do today, such as:

1. folding laundry and putting it away. i've already put it in the wash and switched it to the dryer. why should there be any more steps?
2. standing in line when the person behind me feels the need to invade my personal space. because that always makes the line go faster.
3. doing dishes. that's what the dishwasher is for.
4. getting out of the shower and getting changed in the winter. it's cooooolllldd.
5. phoning people i don't know. like for delivery or appointments. even though I know it's their job, i dunno i just don't like it.
6. dealing with salespeople who ask me if I need help too many times.
7. anything that involves my car and getting my hands dirty.
   
   If anything, these possibly indicate that I need a butler, or a husband, or a wife, or a nanny. But I will settle for enjoying doing the things I like that much more in contrast to the things I don't. Happy Friday!